Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Disney Politician Fantasy Cavalcade, a favorite attraction of Steve Jobs
Disney Politician Fantasy Cavalcade
June 9, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a politician fixation. Here you can long for politician hats, listen to politician legends, learn a politician song, buy politician jewelry, and read your prepared speech to an in-person politician!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Minimum height 18".
- Pilot must be at least 48" tall.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from lung, inner ear, chest, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's fans.
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