Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disney Politician Fantasy Carnival attraction during repairs
Disney Politician Fantasy Carnival
February 15, 1997
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This is the place to come if you have a toddler with politician-mania. Here you can drool at politician accessories, be enthralled by politician anecdotes, decorate a politician cookie, buy politician jewelry, and think weird thoughts about a risen-from-the-grave politician!
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction in the morning.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to start something longer.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or tongue, finger, stomach, hip, leg, or chin disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful experiment.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are looking for a restroom.
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