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A prominent view of Disney Politician Fantasy Carnival when it's hidden in tarps
Disney Politician Fantasy Carnival
December 18, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Two and three fifths smiles
This is the place to come if you have politician-mania. Here you can long for politician costumes, read along with politician storybooks, take a "How to Be a Politician" class, buy politician t-shirts, and have a private autograph session with an in-the-flesh politician!
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of cranky mannequins.
- Pregnant guitarists should use the restroom first.
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or blood or attention-span issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, adults are required to rent themed specticles.
- The initials printed on the mirrors is an inside joke.
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