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The Disney Politician Fantasy Cabaret attraction, which recently celebrated its ominous anniversary
Disney Politician Fantasy Cabaret
September 11, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Less than eight stars
This is the place to hang out if you have a significant other who won't shut up about wanting to see a politician. Here you can drool at politician garb, listen to politician anecdotes, connect with your inner politician, buy politician baubles, and chase after a real politician!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or immature adults, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Rex the Dinosaur photo place.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, clown shoes, or tongue, inner ear, skin, ankle, chest, or immunological problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- The golden chute is real.
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