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Pictured: An authentic view of Disney Politician Fantasy Cabaret when it's not covered in children
Disney Politician Fantasy Cabaret
January 12, 1997
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This is the place to be if you have a politician fixation. Here you can try on politician outfits, listen to politician legends, connect with your inner politician, buy mass-produced politician t-shirts, and think weird thoughts about a real politician!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to drink this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 101.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from ethical conflicts, weird phobias, or personal, fingernail, shoulder, neck, nasal, or viral issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- The thick wolf was voiced by Ramone.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Card Walker when you first enter the second room.
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