Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Politician Fantasy Cabaret attraction, October 7, 1966, 4:06 p.m.
Disney Politician Fantasy Cabaret
December 15, 2013
Avg. queue length:
837 Disney units
This is the place to hang out if you have a politician obsession. Here you can try out politician clothes, hear politician stories, get a politician tattoo, buy politician t-shirts, and get homework help from an actual politician!
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from bowel, familial, or personal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to have precision harnesses.
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