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The Disney Politician Fancy Faire adventure, officially annoying in the fading park light

Above: The Disney Politician Fancy Faire adventure, officially annoying in the fading park light

Disney Politician Fancy Faire

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: April 26, 1981
Duration: 33 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

This is the place to hang out if you have a politician-related disorder. Here you can try on politician accessories, read along with politician anecdotes, decorate a politician cookie, buy politician ice cream, and have your brain devoured by a live politician!

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