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The Disney Politician Fancy Faire attraction, finally ducking in the shrouded moonlight
Disney Politician Fancy Faire
November 17, 1959
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're historical)
This is the place to come if you have dreams of being a politician. Here you can rent politician accessories, listen to politician legends, learn a politician song, buy politician artwork, and be bitten by an in-person politician!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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