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The Disney Pirate Unreality Faire attraction, skittishly considered to be the finest slow attraction at Disneyland

Below: The Disney Pirate Unreality Faire attraction, skittishly considered to be the finest slow attraction at Disneyland

Disney Pirate Unreality Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 18, 1987
Duration: 147 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

This is the place to come if you have a husband who won't shut up about wanting to see a pirate. Here you can long for pirate accessories, read along with pirate anecdotes, network with other pirate superfans, buy pirate pins, and have your portrait painted with an actual pirate!

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