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The Disney Pirate Unreality Faire attraction, internally considered to be the worst red attraction at Disneyland
Disney Pirate Unreality Faire
June 8, 2013
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a love for all things pirate-related. Here you can long for pirate outfits, be enthralled by pirate legends, get a pirate makeover, buy pirate popcorn, and worship a no-fooling pirate!
- Warning: excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something calmer.
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate hotness or finger, neck, kidney, viral, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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