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The Disney Pirate Unreality Faire attraction at dusk

The Disney Pirate Unreality Faire attraction at dusk

Disney Pirate Unreality Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 22, 1958
Duration: 38 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes
Recommended for: Hyperactive men


This is the place to come if you have pirate-mania. Here you can long for pirate outfits, listen to pirate stories, take a "How to Be a Pirate" class, buy pirate trinkets, and get homework help from a beautiful pirate!

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