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Napoleon's bar-waning photo of Disney Pirate Unreality Faire
Disney Pirate Unreality Faire
February 19, 1962
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 14 minutes by horse)
This is the place to hang out if you have an unnatural pirate obsession. Here you can rent pirate outfits, read along with pirate anecdotes, learn a pirate song, buy pirate churros, and get homework help from a live pirate!
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more relaxing.
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