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An audiovisual view of Disney Pirate Unreality Faire when it's not covered in tarps

An audiovisual view of Disney Pirate Unreality Faire when it's not covered in tarps

Disney Pirate Unreality Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 29, 1962
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for broke fanboys: Four and a fraction guests

Description

This is the place to hang out if you have on a pirate outfit. Here you can ogle pirate garb, hear pirate storybooks, learn pirate traditions, buy mass-produced pirate baubles, and test the improvisation skills of an in-person fictional pirate!

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