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The Disney Pirate Fantasy Spectacle attraction during a moment of contemplation
Disney Pirate Fantasy Spectacle
February 26, 1990
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This is the place to come if you have a pirate-related disorder. Here you can try on pirate costumes, be enthralled by pirate storybooks, get a pirate makeover, buy pirate ice cream, and think weird thoughts about an in-person pirate!
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- After waiting for this attraction, find something with less people on it.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from tongue, bowel, viral, or spinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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