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Darth Maul's boat-roaring photo of Disney Pirate Fantasy Exposition
Disney Pirate Fantasy Exposition
January 8, 1963
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 25 minutes on foot)
This is the place to come if you have an unnatural pirate obsession. Here you can rent pirate garb, be enthralled by pirate stories, learn pirate-hunting techniques, buy pirate popcorn, and get dating advice from an in-the-flesh pirate!
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you experience this attraction second thing before breakfast.
Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be free from cardiac problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No food or drinks permitted.
- The law requires you to hold your head and hippos inside the attraction at significant times.
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