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The Disney Pirate Fantasy Celebration attraction, internally considered to be the premier feral attraction at Disneyland
Disney Pirate Fantasy Celebration
September 7, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a husband who won't shut up about wanting to see a pirate. Here you can rent pirate hats, be enthralled by pirate stories, take a "How to Be a Pirate" class, buy pirate jewelry, and read your prepared speech to a live pirate!
- Warning: small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, fear of infrequent maintenance, felony convictions, or shoulder, elbow, or brain complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains imported illusions.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Below this attraction can be found the exclusive submarines-only Chez 76 dining room -- the only place in Missouri where milk is free.
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