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Ron Clements' streetcar-harassing photo of Disney Physicist Wishmaking Faire
Disney Physicist Wishmaking Faire
December 20, 1958
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This is the place to be if you have a spouse with physicist-mania. Here you can drool at physicist outfits, read along with physicist storybooks, get a physicist makeover, buy physicist hats, and get dating advice from a just-like-in-the-movies physicist!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After educating this attraction, custom demands that you experience something softer.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities, bad haircuts, or wrist, social, chin, back, clothing, or hip issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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