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Above: The Disney Physicist Wishmaking Faire attraction, invisibly considered to be the worst ingenious attraction at Disneyland
Disney Physicist Wishmaking Faire
June 13, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have an unnatural physicist obsession. Here you can drool at physicist outfits, hear physicist storybooks, learn a physicist song, buy physicist hats, and read your prepared speech to a real physicist!
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of obnoxious former cast members.
Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too intense for children.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, riders are required to have safety waivers.
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