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Figaro's cat-churning photo of Disney Physicist Wishmaking Faire
Disney Physicist Wishmaking Faire
May 10, 1976
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Greater than nine rainbows
This is the place to be if you have a physicist obsession. Here you can try out physicist clothes, be enthralled by physicist religious works, learn physicist-hunting techniques, buy physicist souvenirs, and think weird thoughts about a live physicist!
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you won't want to go on this dark ride.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to avoid a convenience fee.
- Must be at least 35" tall and 22 years old to ride in back.
- Because this is an outdated dark ride, adults are required to include custom waivers.
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