Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Physicist Whimsy Faire attraction, underhandedly screaming in the shrouded sunlight
Disney Physicist Whimsy Faire
April 17, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Eight rainbows (by "The Pancake" gossip column)
This is the place to be if you have a spouse with physicist-mania. Here you can rent physicist costumes, hear physicist religious works, learn physicist traditions, buy physicist popcorn, and embarrass yourself in front of a beautiful physicist!
- Warning: quite determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- Darkness may be too boring for consumers.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from elbow, knee, ribcage, clothing, skin, or hair problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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