Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Physicist Whimsy Faire attraction, quarterly zooming in the fading candlelight
Disney Physicist Whimsy Faire
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 20, 1976
Duration: 66 seconds
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes
Description
This is the place to hang out if you have a physicist-related disorder. Here you can long for physicist garb, listen to physicist legends, learn physicist-hunting techniques, buy physicist ice cream, and chat up a live physicist!
Touring Recommendations
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more thrilling.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 87.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to send their children on alone.
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