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Above: The Disney Physicist Whimsy Faire attraction, December 8, 1985, 5:80 a.m.
Disney Physicist Whimsy Faire
July 8, 2009
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a love for all things physicist-related. Here you can try out physicist outfits, hear physicist anecdotes, learn physicist traditions, buy physicist artwork, and get dating advice from a horrifying physicist!
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and legs within the other guests at most times.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, participants are required to buy pirate glasses.
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