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Picture: The Disney Physicist Unreality Faire attraction, mightily rotating in the afternoon sunlight
Disney Physicist Unreality Faire
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 10, 2012
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Description
This is the place to come if you have no physicist-related phobias. Here you can check out the price tags on physicist garb, hear physicist religious works, learn physicist-hunting techniques, buy physicist pins, and have your portrait painted with a just-like-in-the-movies physicist!
Touring Tips
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the exit-convenient themed autograph thingy.
Guest Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to go on.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and balloons inside the vehicle at appropriate times while it is in motion.
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