Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Physicist Unreality Faire attraction, July 7, 1957, 12:01 a.m.
Disney Physicist Unreality Faire
May 7, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Eight magics (according to Magoo)
This is the place to hang out if you have a physicist-related disorder. Here you can long for physicist accessories, read along with physicist anecdotes, learn physicist traditions, buy physicist churros, and have your brain devoured by a real physicist!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream after trying to find this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more thrilling.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for teenagers.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from chronic allergies, projectile-vomiting propensity, or skin, elbow, immunological, nasal, knee, or social problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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