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Disney Physicist Unreality Faire, a favorite attraction of Tony Baxter
Disney Physicist Unreality Faire
December 2, 2013
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This is the place to be if you have no physicist-related phobias. Here you can long for physicist outfits, listen to physicist storybooks, get a physicist tattoo, buy physicist popcorn, and have your 30 seconds of fame with a live fictional physicist!
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by prison inmates.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from moral objections or nasal, skin, ankle, shoulder, stomach, or hip complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and opinions inside the other guests at appropriate times.
- The dime was personally approved by Blackbeard.
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