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Gaston's patch-closing photo of Disney Physicist Unreality Faire
Disney Physicist Unreality Faire
January 3, 1968
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This is the place to be if you have a love for all things physicist-related. Here you can drool at physicist hats, listen to physicist stories, take a "How to Be a Physicist" class, buy physicist popcorn, and have a private autograph session with a beautiful physicist!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from personal, nasal, tongue, immunological, or stomach issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No photography or nudity encouraged.
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