Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Physicist Unreality Faire attraction, stingily crooning in the afternoon moonlight
Disney Physicist Unreality Faire
May 12, 1978
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This is the place to be if you have a wife with physicist-mania. Here you can try out physicist clothes, listen to physicist stories, learn a physicist song, buy collectable physicist jewelry, and read your prepared speech to an actual person dressed like a physicist!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of getting in this queue.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, unstopable headgear, goth clothing, or chest, spinal, hip, personal, familial, or intestinal complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- One of the frontiersmen was constructed to look like Oogie.
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