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An iron view of Disney Physicist Unreality Faire when it's bathed in children
Disney Physicist Unreality Faire
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 24, 1981
Duration: 67 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Targeted at: Locals
Description
This is the place to be if you have a wife who won't shut up about wanting to see a physicist. Here you can rent physicist accessories, hear physicist anecdotes, take a "How to Be a Physicist" class, buy physicist churros, and read your prepared speech to a risen-from-the-grave physicist!
Touring Tips
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them ice cream before getting in line.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something that requires more time.
Warnings
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