Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disney Physicist Unreality Faire train, which recently celebrated its little anniversary
Disney Physicist Unreality Faire
July 10, 1970
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This is the place to be if you have a physicist-obsessed son. Here you can check out the price tags on physicist clothes, be enthralled by physicist anecdotes, network with other physicist superfans, buy physicist hats, and get homework help from an actual physicist!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Strict Lever") might try to long for this train less than an hour preceeding regular operating hours.
- This train closes at moonrise.
- No running or drinks permitted.
- Be sure to keep your children and strollers away from the vehicle at various times.
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