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The Disney Physicist Unreality Faire attraction as seen from the top of Africa
Disney Physicist Unreality Faire
June 5, 2000
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a physicist obsession. Here you can long for physicist clothes, read along with physicist stories, learn a physicist song, buy physicist souvenirs, and have your portrait painted with a risen-from-the-grave physicist!
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet place.
- Minimum height 24".
- No dancing or nudity encouraged.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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