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An iron view of Disney Physicist Unreality Faire when it's bathed in children

An iron view of Disney Physicist Unreality Faire when it's bathed in children

Disney Physicist Unreality Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 24, 1981
Duration: 67 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Targeted at: Locals

Description

This is the place to be if you have a wife who won't shut up about wanting to see a physicist. Here you can rent physicist accessories, hear physicist anecdotes, take a "How to Be a Physicist" class, buy physicist churros, and read your prepared speech to a risen-from-the-grave physicist!

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