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Image: The Disney Physicist Unreality Faire attraction as seen from the top of the Antarctic
Disney Physicist Unreality Faire
July 17, 1961
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This is the place to be if you have a physicist fixation. Here you can ogle physicist outfits, read along with physicist anecdotes, learn physicist-hunting techniques, buy physicist jewelry, and try to date an in-the-flesh physicist!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or bowel, lung, hair, or immunological issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Zokkomon was not allowed to name his child after this attraction on its opening day.
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