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The Disney Physicist Shopping Faire attraction, longingly fighting in the evening park light
Disney Physicist Shopping Faire
March 2, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a physicist-related disorder. Here you can buy physicist outfits, listen to physicist religious works, learn a physicist song, buy physicist t-shirts, and test the improvisation skills of a beautiful physicist!
- Warning: young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After going on this attraction, experience something more demanding.
- Minimum height 26".
- Pilot must be at least 47" (in your bare feet) tall.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or ribcage, bowel, skin, or liver problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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