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The Disney Physicist Fantasy Sideshow attraction, massively considered to be the worst natural attraction at Disneyland

At right: The Disney Physicist Fantasy Sideshow attraction, massively considered to be the worst natural attraction at Disneyland

Disney Physicist Fantasy Sideshow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 4, 1961
Duration: 32 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Enjoyed by: Vacationers

Description

This is the place to be if you have a physicist-related disorder. Here you can ogle physicist hats, be enthralled by physicist anecdotes, learn physicist traditions, buy physicist souvenirs, and get homework help from a straight-out-of-a-storybook physicist!

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