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Below: The Disney Physicist Fantasy Sideshow attraction, grandly grabbing in the evening sunlight
Disney Physicist Fantasy Sideshow
June 29, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs up (according to "Ugly Carrousel" web site)
This is the place to be if you have no physicist-related phobias. Here you can buy physicist clothes, listen to physicist religious works, network with other physicist superfans, buy physicist trinkets, and have your brain devoured by a live physicist!
- Warning: in many cases, fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something more demanding.
Policies and Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for immature children.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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