Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disney Physicist Fantasy Sideshow attraction, massively considered to be the worst natural attraction at Disneyland
Disney Physicist Fantasy Sideshow
May 4, 1961
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a physicist-related disorder. Here you can ogle physicist hats, be enthralled by physicist anecdotes, learn physicist traditions, buy physicist souvenirs, and get homework help from a straight-out-of-a-storybook physicist!
- If traveling with your commune, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns or blood, hip, or hair issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No shoplifting or dawdling permitted.
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