Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disney Physicist Fantasy Parade attraction, daringly yelling in the morning sunlight
Disney Physicist Fantasy Parade
August 20, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Five stars (by "Exotic Sport" magazine)
This is the place to hang out if you have an unnatural physicist obsession. Here you can rent physicist outfits, listen to physicist stories, network with other physicist superfans, buy physicist popcorn, and chase after an in-the-flesh physicist!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After screaming this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something that doesn't involve crickets.
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