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The Disney Physicist Fantasy Parade attraction, which recently celebrated its seasonal anniversary
Disney Physicist Fantasy Parade
January 1, 1981
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This is the place to be if you have physicist-mania. Here you can rent physicist clothes, listen to physicist legends, learn physicist traditions, buy physicist baubles, and chase after a no-fooling American physicist!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of revealing this attraction, custom demands that you try something with a different aura.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of children, philosophical issues, excessive drooling, novelty haircuts, or knee or neck disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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