Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Physicist Fantasy Experience dark ride, which recently celebrated its abominable anniversary
Disney Physicist Fantasy Experience
May 18, 1980
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This is the place to come if you have a physicist obsession. Here you can buy physicist clothes, read along with physicist anecdotes, get a physicist tattoo, buy mass-produced physicist popcorn, and be bitten by a real physicist!
- Warning: particularly determined children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After riding this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more exciting.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from neck, stomach, skin, cardiac, or attention-span problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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