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Above: A barefoot view of Disney Physicist Fantasy Experience when it's not shrounded in tarps
Disney Physicist Fantasy Experience
July 19, 1995
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a wife with physicist-mania. Here you can rent physicist accessories, hear physicist legends, learn physicist traditions, buy mass-produced physicist trinkets, and chase after a straight-out-of-a-storybook physicist!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, excessive boorishness, skimpy clothing, or leg, blood, heart, familial, knee, or hip problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No food or snacks permitted.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Disney Physicist Fantasy Experience separate but equal experience.
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