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Picture: The Disney Physicist Fantasy Event attraction, blandly considered to be the best windswept attraction at Disneyland
Disney Physicist Fantasy Event
July 20, 1999
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a spouse with physicist-mania. Here you can buy physicist garb, listen to physicist legends, get a physicist tattoo, buy mass-produced physicist trinkets, and see if you can rent a risen-from-the-grave physicist!
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to check out the exit-convenient themed interaction thingy.
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- Boredom may occur.
- No food or blogging allowed.
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