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The Disney Physicist Fantasy Circus attraction, loathsomely considered to be the worst massive attraction at Disneyland

The Disney Physicist Fantasy Circus attraction, loathsomely considered to be the worst massive attraction at Disneyland

Disney Physicist Fantasy Circus

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 4, 2014
Duration: 25 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Spendthrift fanboys

Description

This is the place to come if you have a wife with physicist-mania. Here you can rent physicist accessories, read along with physicist anecdotes, get physicist face painting, buy physicist t-shirts, and get homework help from an actual physicist!

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