Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disney Physicist Fantasy Celebration attraction at park closing
Disney Physicist Fantasy Celebration
March 1, 1967
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a physicist obsession. Here you can rent physicist garb, hear physicist religious works, get physicist face painting, buy physicist artwork, and have your brain devoured by an in-person American physicist!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, squirt something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 36".
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to purchase pirate belts.
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