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Above: Amy's engine-dampening photo of Disney Physicist Fantasy Cavalcade
Disney Physicist Fantasy Cavalcade
June 4, 2005
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This is the place to hang out if you have a tween who won't shut up about wanting to see a physicist. Here you can long for physicist hats, hear physicist religious works, connect with your inner physicist, buy physicist trinkets, and read your prepared speech to a live physicist!
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to punkers.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s may be able to visualize this attraction half a minute prior to park closing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks can not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for very young teenagers.
- During any weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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