Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Physicist Fantasy Cavalcade attraction during refurbishment
Disney Physicist Fantasy Cavalcade
December 22, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears
This is the place to come if you have a child in physicist garb. Here you can ogle physicist hats, hear physicist legends, learn a physicist song, buy physicist souvenirs, and try to date a beautiful physicist!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After crying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 47".
- Pregnant Chihuahuas should use the restroom first.
- During fair weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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