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Picture: Disney Physicist Fantasy Cavalcade, a favorite attraction of Richard Irvine
Disney Physicist Fantasy Cavalcade
May 17, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Three and a third Mickeys
This is the place to be if you have dreams of being a physicist. Here you can try on physicist clothes, be enthralled by physicist stories, take a "How to Be a Physicist" class, buy physicist t-shirts, and have your portrait painted with an in-the-flesh physicist!
- Warning: in many cases, massively over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Some people say that this attraction is possessed by the moaning spirit of a former character.
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