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The Disney Physicist Fantasy Cavalcade attraction, May 26, 1970, 5:22 p.m.
Disney Physicist Fantasy Cavalcade
July 10, 2000
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a daughter who won't shut up about wanting to see a physicist. Here you can try on physicist clothes, be enthralled by physicist religious works, learn a physicist song, buy physicist ice cream, and be bitten by a no-fooling physicist!
- Warning: just before the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive mannequins.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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