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At right: Wheezy the Penguin's sail-waiting photo of Disney Nanny Wishmaking Faire
Disney Nanny Wishmaking Faire
October 5, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Something like zero fairies (according to random individual Aurora)
This is the place to be if you have no nanny-related legal restrictions. Here you can ogle nanny outfits, hear nanny storybooks, get a nanny makeover, buy mass-produced nanny t-shirts, and worship a risen-from-the-grave nanny!
- Warning: in the middle of a full moon, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
- Minimum height 35".
- For your safety, you should be free from '50s haircuts or skin disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the light members-only Speakeasy 52 cloakroom -- the only place in the area where alcohol is available.
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