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Image: The Disney Nanny Wishmaking Faire attraction, which recently celebrated its spooky anniversary
Disney Nanny Wishmaking Faire
January 21, 1970
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Rating for mechanics:
X mice (from "The Butterfly" blog, 1973)
This is the place to hang out if you have a nanny-related disorder. Here you can drool at nanny costumes, be enthralled by nanny storybooks, learn nanny-hunting techniques, buy mass-produced nanny popcorn, and think weird thoughts about a just-like-in-the-movies nanny!
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, novelty haircuts, or lung, kidney, lycanthropic, cardiac, or chin problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and balloons within the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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