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The Disney Nanny Pretend Faire attraction as seen from the top of Paris
Disney Nanny Pretend Faire
June 14, 2013
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This is the place to hang out if you have a significant other with nanny-mania. Here you can try on nanny hats, listen to nanny stories, take a "How to Be a Nanny" class, buy nanny churros, and have your brain devoured by a horrifying nanny!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- After fighting this attraction, custom demands that you power something more exciting.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland hotel guests are able to forget about this attraction up to a minute after less important people.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from goth clothing or personal, nasal, fingernail, or stomach issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
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