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The Disney Nanny Pretend Faire attraction, which recently celebrated its abominable anniversary
Disney Nanny Pretend Faire
September 9, 2005
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have no nanny-related legal restrictions. Here you can rent nanny hats, listen to nanny storybooks, connect with your inner nanny, buy nanny baubles, and chat up a live nanny!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant platoons won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from excessive chattiness, novelty haircuts, or hair, hip, social, or intestinal complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- There is an unpopular restroom obscured by this attraction's exit.
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