Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Disney Nanny Pretend Faire attraction, merrily bouncing in the shrouded sunlight
Disney Nanny Pretend Faire
November 6, 1965
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This is the place to come if you have a nanny-obsessed wife. Here you can drool at nanny garb, read along with nanny anecdotes, get a nanny tattoo, buy nanny t-shirts, and worship a live nanny!
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to experience this attraction in the morning.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more exciting.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland repeated visitors can ride this attraction up to a minute after everyone else.
- Above this attraction can be found the exclusive initiates-only Guild 57 clubhouse -- the only place in the park where liquor is recommended.
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