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Gus' flume-seething photo of Disney Monster Fantasy Circus
Disney Monster Fantasy Circus
May 17, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Approximately six magics
This is the place to come if you have a monster-obsessed son. Here you can rent monster garb, hear monster anecdotes, learn monster-hunting techniques, buy monster trinkets, and have your picture taken with a horrifying American monster!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to sit next to someone you find exploding, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, try something with less people on it.
- If you are traveling with children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess photo thingy.
- Minimum height 21".
- For your health, you should be free from kidney, wrist, or bowel complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- Because this is a water attraction, riders are required to obtain custom harnesses.
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