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The Disney Millionaire Pretend Faire attraction, which recently celebrated its natural anniversary
Disney Millionaire Pretend Faire
July 12, 1991
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This is the place to be if you have a millionaire-obsessed teen. Here you can rent millionaire accessories, hear millionaire anecdotes, learn a millionaire song, buy millionaire ice cream, and embarrass yourself in front of a real millionaire!
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be full of cheerleaders.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or attention-span, shoulder, or finger disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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