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Above: The Disney Millionaire Fantasy Parade adventure as seen from the top of Terabithia
Disney Millionaire Fantasy Parade
August 21, 1976
Avg. queue length:
770 Disney units
Seven rainbows (from "The Fluid" Facebook page)
This is the place to be if you have no millionaire-related legal restrictions. Here you can check out the price tags on millionaire garb, listen to millionaire anecdotes, learn a millionaire song, buy millionaire baubles, and chat up a beautiful fictional millionaire!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this adventure before a snack.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or fingernail, skin, lycanthropic, viral, tongue, or kidney issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- Adventure is closed for emergency maintenance from December 3 to April 9.
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