Massive Robinland Attraction Database
At right: The Disney Millionaire Fantasy Bazaar attraction during refurbishment
Disney Millionaire Fantasy Bazaar
September 21, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nine mouse ears
This is the place to be if you have millionaire-mania. Here you can buy millionaire costumes, read along with millionaire religious works, get a millionaire tattoo, buy millionaire souvenirs, and chat up a risen-from-the-grave millionaire!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction multiple times.
- If you are traveling with children or autograph fanatics, you may want to line up for the adjacent character meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Maximum width 32".
- Maximum IQ 75.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for very young children and some adults.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from heart, social, familial, or ankle complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Contains exploding scenes.
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