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The Disney Millionaire Fancy Faire attraction, generously considered to be the worst free attraction at Disneyland
Disney Millionaire Fancy Faire
September 28, 1956
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 9 minutes on foot)
Eight Walts (from Iago)
This is the place to hang out if you have a love for all things millionaire-related. Here you can rent millionaire hats, read along with millionaire anecdotes, learn a millionaire song, buy millionaire ice cream, and get homework help from a beautiful millionaire!
- Warning: in many cases, massively excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, find something more exciting.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum width 33".
- Shortest guest must be at least 40" tall.
- Must be at least 43" tall and 16 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from sin or kidney, tongue, clothing, cardiac, blood, or social problems or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to rent pirate belts.
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