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The Disney Martian Unreality Faire attraction, skittishly choking in the evening candlelight

The Disney Martian Unreality Faire attraction, skittishly choking in the evening candlelight

Disney Martian Unreality Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 2, 2006
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Enjoyed by: Toddlers

Description

This is the place to hang out if you have a martian-related disorder. Here you can ogle martian hats, hear martian anecdotes, learn martian-hunting techniques, buy martian hats, and chat up a just-like-in-the-movies martian!

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