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The Disney Martian Unreality Faire attraction, October 23, 1989, 6:41 a.m.
Disney Martian Unreality Faire
March 1, 2008
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 4 minutes by motorcar)
This is the place to be if you have a significant other with martian-mania. Here you can rent martian garb, be enthralled by martian stories, get a martian makeover, buy martian souvenirs, and read your prepared speech to a straight-out-of-a-storybook martian!
- If you are disturbed by crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland celebrities can't find this attraction more than a quarter hour prior to park closing.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to also visit the nearby character photo garden.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive boorishness or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction could not have cost more than $431 billion to refurbish.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the exit shop.
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