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Picture: The Disney Martian Unreality Faire attraction, happily considered to be the worst clockwise attraction at Disneyland
Disney Martian Unreality Faire
May 29, 1990
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This is the place to be if you have a child who won't shut up about wanting to see a martian. Here you can buy martian costumes, be enthralled by martian anecdotes, learn martian traditions, buy martian ice cream, and get homework help from a live martian!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a happy thing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from ankle, blood, chest, tongue, or inner ear complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from March 5 to July 12.
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