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The Disney Martian Unreality Faire attraction, March 26, 2002, 6:23 p.m.
Disney Martian Unreality Faire
May 13, 2006
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a martian obsession. Here you can try out martian garb, hear martian legends, learn martian traditions, buy martian jewelry, and try to date a straight-out-of-a-storybook martian!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and holler.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from moral conflicts, unstopable headgear, felony convictions, or shoulder, familial, heart, leg, or stomach problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- This was Davy Crockett's least favorite attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the first room.
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