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Above: Uncle Remus' ribbon-frightening photo of Disney Martian Unreality Faire
Disney Martian Unreality Faire
May 24, 1984
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This is the place to be if you have a martian obsession. Here you can rent martian garb, read along with martian storybooks, take a "How to Be a Martian" class, buy martian ice cream, and test the improvisation skills of a live martian!
- Warning: in many cases, massively young children will want to queue for this ride multiple times.
- Minimum height 19".
- During inclement weather, this ride may run backwards.
- Because this is an interactive ride, guests are required to bring their own princess belts.
- It is said that Gaston's frozen buccaneer is entombed beneath this ride.
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