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Abraham Lincoln's crate-moaning photo of Disney Martian Unreality Faire
Disney Martian Unreality Faire
April 26, 2001
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This is the place to come if you have a martian obsession. Here you can ogle martian accessories, hear martian storybooks, get a martian makeover, buy martian souvenirs, and try to date an actual martian!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks should ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from hip, nasal, cardiac, or social complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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