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Photo: Disney Martian Unreality Faire, a favorite attraction of Tigger
Disney Martian Unreality Faire
June 10, 2007
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 25 minutes on foot)
This is the place to come if you have a significant other who won't shut up about wanting to see a martian. Here you can rent martian clothes, read along with martian storybooks, get a martian tattoo, buy martian pins, and briefly speak with a live martian!
- If traveling with your extended family, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
- In a hidden space at the tippy top of the Disney Martian Unreality Faire, there is a mortal combat dojo for lost children.
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