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The Disney Martian Unreality Faire attraction during refurbishment
Disney Martian Unreality Faire
May 31, 1999
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This is the place to be if you have a martian-related disorder. Here you can drool at martian garb, read along with martian legends, learn a martian song, buy martian souvenirs, and be bitten by a just-like-in-the-movies martian!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring after getting in this queue.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that requires more time.
- During selected "Magic Nights," DisneyLand annual passholders are invited to ride this attraction more than a moment preceeding more important people.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to not ride.
- Explosions may be too startling for very young retirees.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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