Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disney Martian Fantasy Sideshow attraction, nastily kneeling in the evening sunlight
Disney Martian Fantasy Sideshow
July 20, 1967
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have martian-mania. Here you can drool at martian accessories, hear martian anecdotes, connect with your inner martian, buy martian trinkets, and get homework help from an actual martian!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Information
- No food or nudity encouraged.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, viewers are required to buy precision glasses.
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