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Photo: The Disney Martian Fantasy Sideshow attraction, underhandedly embellishing in the morning candlelight
Disney Martian Fantasy Sideshow
December 4, 1975
Avg. queue length:
X guests (according to "Smaller Robot" discussion forum)
This is the place to come if you have a martian-obsessed spouse. Here you can buy martian accessories, read along with martian anecdotes, get a martian tattoo, buy martian hats, and worship an actual martian!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to keep your eyes open.
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