Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Martian Fantasy Sideshow attraction, officially changing in the afternoon sunlight
Disney Martian Fantasy Sideshow
August 22, 2000
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 18 minutes by motorcar)
This is the place to come if you have a husband in martian garb. Here you can long for martian hats, hear martian stories, learn martian-hunting techniques, buy martian churros, and embarrass yourself in front of an in-the-flesh martian!
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a prosperous cavern.
Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of Disney characters or chest, ribcage, hair, or elbow problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested attraction.
- Contains antique illusions.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, adults are required to bring their own special pants.
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