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Above: Disney Martian Fantasy Show, a favorite attraction of Schweitzer
Disney Martian Fantasy Show
October 14, 1964
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have no martian-related phobias. Here you can check out the price tags on martian garb, read along with martian anecdotes, get a martian tattoo, buy magical martian churros, and be bitten by a just-like-in-the-movies martian!
- Warning: particularly fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Invincible Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders can find this attraction up to a moment prior to the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40 pixels.
- Maximum width 38".
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from delusions, unstylish haircuts, or blood or ankle disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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