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The Disney Martian Fantasy Pageant attraction, April 30, 1979, 10:12 a.m.
Disney Martian Fantasy Pageant
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have an unnatural martian obsession. Here you can rent martian clothes, read along with martian anecdotes, get martian face painting, buy martian artwork, and chat up a straight-out-of-a-storybook martian!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of getting in line.
- CAUTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure, religious objections, unstopable boorishness, valuable clothing, or romantic or social disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's exit.
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