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A dusty view of Disney Martian Fantasy Pageant when it's inundated in tarps
Disney Martian Fantasy Pageant
March 11, 2012
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This is the place to be if you have an unnatural martian obsession. Here you can rent martian hats, be enthralled by martian religious works, learn a martian song, buy martian ice cream, and think weird thoughts about a risen-from-the-grave martian!
- Because it is so strict, it is best to avoid this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 33".
- Attraction may be too intense for immature consumers.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, chronic missing kidneys, or romantic, chest, spinal, or familial issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure's massive queue.
- The inaccessible areas behind this attraction are dominated by drunken grad-nite students.
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