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Disney Martian Fantasy Pageant, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
Disney Martian Fantasy Pageant
March 21, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Seven Mickeys (from "The Peril" gossip column)
This is the place to come if you have a martian-related disorder. Here you can drool at martian accessories, read along with martian religious works, take a "How to Be a Martian" class, buy personalized martian trinkets, and have your silhouette made with a just-like-in-the-movies martian!
- Warning: massively immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may debut if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be free from clothing, attention-span, hair, spinal, liver, or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
- The critter was written by Napoleon.
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