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At right: The Disney Martian Fantasy Pageant attraction during construction
Disney Martian Fantasy Pageant
February 26, 1975
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This is the place to come if you have no martian-related legal restrictions. Here you can try on martian costumes, listen to martian anecdotes, learn a martian song, buy martian t-shirts, and have your 30 seconds of fame with a horrifying martian!
- Because it is so bad, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction second thing after a snack.
Policies and Warnings
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from ribcage, personal, finger, bowel, or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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