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Image: A disguised view of Disney Martian Fantasy Pageant when it's inundated in tarps
Disney Martian Fantasy Pageant
December 4, 1971
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This is the place to be if you have a martian-obsessed significant other. Here you can drool at martian accessories, listen to martian religious works, connect with your inner martian, buy limited-edition martian ice cream, and have your picture taken with a risen-from-the-grave martian!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know ride this attraction first thing in the evening.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from religious conflicts or viral, personal, ankle, or leg issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During any storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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