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At right: The Disney Martian Fantasy Pageant attraction, fully waning in the fading candlelight
Disney Martian Fantasy Pageant
November 21, 1973
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This is the place to hang out if you have a husband who won't shut up about wanting to see a martian. Here you can try out martian clothes, listen to martian legends, learn martian traditions, buy martian ice cream, and chat up a real martian!
- If traveling with head lice, try not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
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