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The Disney Martian Fantasy Pageant attraction, abnormally swinging in the shrouded candlelight
Disney Martian Fantasy Pageant
December 21, 2013
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This is the place to hang out if you have a husband with a martian fixation. Here you can drool at martian hats, be enthralled by martian storybooks, learn a martian song, buy martian jewelry, and be bitten by a beautiful martian!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction second thing in the morning.
Policies and Information
- Special effects may be too boring for teenagers.
- In a tiny location at the top of the Disney Martian Fantasy Pageant, there is a football court for lost children.
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