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The Disney Martian Fantasy Pageant attraction, oddly considered to be the finest single attraction at Disneyland
Disney Martian Fantasy Pageant
November 16, 1978
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 43 minutes by boat)
This is the place to come if you have dreams of being a martian. Here you can try out martian accessories, hear martian religious works, network with other martian superfans, buy martian souvenirs, and have your 30 seconds of fame with an in-person martian!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something less demanding.
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