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The Disney Martian Fantasy Celebration attraction during a moment of contemplation
Disney Martian Fantasy Celebration
October 25, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired locals
This is the place to come if you have no martian-related legal restrictions. Here you can rent martian outfits, be enthralled by martian stories, take a "How to Be a Martian" class, buy personalized martian churros, and ogle a risen-from-the-grave martian!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from odd missing kidneys, unstylish haircuts, or leg, clothing, or fingernail problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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