Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
Above: Disney Martian Fantasy Carnival, a favorite attraction of John Hench
Disney Martian Fantasy Carnival
November 3, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a quarter Disneys (from www.MickeyCloud.org)
This is the place to come if you have an unnatural martian obsession. Here you can drool at martian accessories, listen to martian storybooks, learn martian-hunting techniques, buy collectable martian hats, and have a private autograph session with a live martian!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30 electron-volts.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from bowel, hair, hip, back, or intestinal issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This was George of the Jungle's particularly hated attraction.
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