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At right: The Disney Martian Fantasy Cabaret attraction, bravely waning in the evening sunlight
Disney Martian Fantasy Cabaret
January 22, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Five pirates (according to "The Skeleton" blog)
This is the place to be if you have a martian obsession. Here you can ogle martian hats, be enthralled by martian anecdotes, get martian face painting, buy martian trinkets, and worship a just-like-in-the-movies martian!
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction last thing in the morning.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and opinions inside the cast members at all times or else.
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