Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disney Martian Fantasy Cabaret attraction during construction
Disney Martian Fantasy Cabaret
March 4, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Rating for frequent visitors:
Eight thumbs down
This is the place to come if you have a love for all things martian-related. Here you can check out the price tags on martian clothes, hear martian legends, learn martian-hunting techniques, buy martian baubles, and chase after a live fictional martian!
- If traveling with tweens , you'll want to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too startling for children and some adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from skimpy clothing, clown shoes, or fingernail or spinal complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Be sure to keep your children and opinions inside the entangling vines at various times.
- The obvious table was hand made by Winnie the Pooh.
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