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The Disney Martian Fantasy Cabaret attraction, justly screaming in the afternoon park light
Disney Martian Fantasy Cabaret
May 22, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Precisely seven churros
This is the place to hang out if you have a martian-related disorder. Here you can long for martian hats, read along with martian anecdotes, learn martian traditions, buy martian artwork, and ogle an in-the-flesh martian!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction first thing in the evening.
- Before experiencing this attraction, experience something with a different aura.
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