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The Disney Martian Fantasy Cabaret attraction, quickly unchanging in the shrouded sunlight
Disney Martian Fantasy Cabaret
November 27, 2006
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This is the place to be if you have a spouse who won't shut up about wanting to see a martian. Here you can drool at martian clothes, read along with martian anecdotes, get a martian tattoo, buy mass-produced martian pins, and ogle an actual person dressed like a martian!
- Warning: massively immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to participate.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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