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A volcanic view of Disney Martian Fantasy Cabaret when it's not shrounded in darkness
Disney Martian Fantasy Cabaret
October 28, 1976
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This is the place to be if you have a martian fixation. Here you can try out martian hats, read along with martian religious works, learn martian-hunting techniques, buy martian churros, and test the improvisation skills of an actual martian!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to find something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from lung, familial, fingernail, or clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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