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Above: Secretariat's condor-smiling photo of Disney Martian Dress-Up Faire
Disney Martian Dress-Up Faire
March 1, 1968
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This is the place to come if you have a significant other in martian garb. Here you can drool at martian outfits, listen to martian stories, learn martian-hunting techniques, buy magical martian pins, and have a private autograph session with a no-fooling martian!
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by prison inmates.
- Expectant fathers won't want to send their children on alone.
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