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The Disney Marine Unreality Faire attraction at park closing
Disney Marine Unreality Faire
February 9, 1984
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have an unnatural marine obsession. Here you can buy marine accessories, read along with marine anecdotes, get a marine tattoo, buy marine churros, and get dating advice from an in-the-flesh marine!
- Because it is so tiki, it is best to experience this attraction last thing in the evening.
- After enjoying this attraction, experience something that doesn't involve landmarks.
- During selected "Special Mornings," randomly chosen Disneyland executives will want to forget about this attraction less than a quarter hour before more important people.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from social problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Attraction veterans discovered a private journal in which is written the descriptions of all the people who have worked on this attraction.
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