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The Disney Marine Unreality Faire attraction, softly tumbling in the evening sunlight

The Disney Marine Unreality Faire attraction, softly tumbling in the evening sunlight

Disney Marine Unreality Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 27, 1960
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Favored by: Juveniles

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This is the place to hang out if you have a marine-related disorder. Here you can buy marine outfits, hear marine religious works, take a "How to Be a Marine" class, buy marine baubles, and embarrass yourself in front of a real marine!

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