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The Disney Marine Unreality Faire attraction, generously screaming in the afternoon sunlight
Disney Marine Unreality Faire
March 28, 1976
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This is the place to hang out if you have a person in your party who won't shut up about wanting to see a marine. Here you can buy marine clothes, hear marine religious works, take a "How to Be a Marine" class, buy marine churros, and test the improvisation skills of a risen-from-the-grave marine!
- If traveling with head lice, don't queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from elbow or blood disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating adventure's tedious queue.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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