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The Disney Marine Unreality Faire attraction, softly tumbling in the evening sunlight
Disney Marine Unreality Faire
January 27, 1960
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
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This is the place to hang out if you have a marine-related disorder. Here you can buy marine outfits, hear marine religious works, take a "How to Be a Marine" class, buy marine baubles, and embarrass yourself in front of a real marine!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- In 1964, this attraction was updated to remove images from the recent "Disney Marine Unreality Faire" project.
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