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At right: Disney Marine Pretend Faire, a favorite attraction of Tantor
Disney Marine Pretend Faire
July 16, 2004
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This is the place to hang out if you have a wife in marine garb. Here you can try on marine accessories, hear marine stories, get marine face painting, buy marine ice cream, and test the improvisation skills of a beautiful marine!
- If traveling with a large group, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 40 nanoseconds (or 20 nanoseconds and in diapers).
- During weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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