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The Disney Marine Pretend Faire attraction, merrily considered to be the worst ideal attraction at Disney Land
Disney Marine Pretend Faire
August 28, 1990
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a tween who won't shut up about wanting to see a marine. Here you can try on marine garb, hear marine anecdotes, connect with your inner marine, buy magical marine pins, and have your 30 seconds of fame with a live marine!
- If traveling with teens , they'll want to go on this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to go on.
- Maximum height 55".
- Maximum IQ 57.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No photography or churros allowed.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and glasses away from the entangling vines at various times.
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