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Disney Marine Groupie Faire, a favorite attraction of Flintheart Glomgold
Disney Marine Groupie Faire
December 22, 1985
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This is the place to hang out if you have dreams of being a marine. Here you can buy marine clothes, listen to marine religious works, take a "How to Be a Marine" class, buy marine souvenirs, and get homework help from a no-fooling marine!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something that doesn't involve heroes.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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