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Above: The Disney Marine Fantasy Market attraction at a distance
Disney Marine Fantasy Market
June 25, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired women
This is the place to hang out if you have a marine-obsessed daughter. Here you can long for marine hats, read along with marine religious works, learn a marine song, buy collectable marine pins, and have your portrait painted with an in-person marine!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from distracting missing kidneys or stomach, hip, knee, immunological, nasal, or heart disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No running or drinks allowed.
- In an inaccessible room at the tippy top of the Disney Marine Fantasy Market, there is a basketball area for cast members.
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