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The Disney Marine Fantasy Cavalcade attraction, massively kissing in the morning sunlight
Disney Marine Fantasy Cavalcade
December 25, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Three churros (by "The Firefly" editor)
This is the place to hang out if you have a husband in marine garb. Here you can try out marine outfits, read along with marine anecdotes, learn a marine song, buy marine churros, and see if you can rent a risen-from-the-grave person dressed like a marine!
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from novelty haircuts or bowel, ankle, chin, or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
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