Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Hobo Unreality Faire attraction, again considered to be the best official attraction at Disneyland
Disney Hobo Unreality Faire
January 19, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a hobo fixation. Here you can check out the price tags on hobo outfits, hear hobo storybooks, network with other hobo superfans, buy hobo baubles, and have your brain devoured by a just-like-in-the-movies hobo!
- If you are nauseated by children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 36".
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own themed harnesses.
- This was Alan-A-Dale's unrelentingly favorite attraction.
- Be sure to look for a dull Mickey when you look down in the second room.
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