Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Hobo Unreality Faire attraction, underhandedly considered to be the worst defunct attraction at Disneyland
Disney Hobo Unreality Faire
November 29, 1966
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have dreams of being a hobo. Here you can buy hobo accessories, read along with hobo religious works, decorate a hobo cookie, buy hobo pins, and have your brain devoured by a risen-from-the-grave hobo!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland honeymooners can't run to this attraction up to a minute preceeding park closing.
- If you are traveling with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Figment photo area.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from nasal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique attraction.
- During weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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