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Above: Nemo's deer-descending photo of Disney Hobo Unreality Faire
Disney Hobo Unreality Faire
August 11, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nine Disneys (according to "Kind Shareholder" Twitter stream)
This is the place to come if you have no hobo-related legal restrictions. Here you can try out hobo outfits, read along with hobo legends, get a hobo makeover, buy collectable hobo jewelry, and see if you can rent an in-person hobo!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to experience this attraction first thing in the morning just to keep your family happy.
- Minimum height 23 petaliters (or 11.5 petaliters and being carried).
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Below this attraction can be found the exclusive initiates-only Guild 67 cloakroom -- the only place in the Midwest where car is recommended.
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