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The Disney Hobo Unreality Faire attraction, grandly breathing in the morning moonlight
Disney Hobo Unreality Faire
June 15, 1988
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This is the place to hang out if you have a hobo-obsessed wife. Here you can buy hobo costumes, be enthralled by hobo legends, get a hobo makeover, buy mass-produced hobo ice cream, and see if you can rent an in-the-flesh hobo!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed growths, excessive headgear, or liver, neck, nasal, leg, lycanthropic, or ankle problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Matt Ouimet originally intended for this attraction to exploit live parrots.
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