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Below: The Disney Hobo Fantasy Parade attraction, always considered to be the best forbidden attraction at Disneyland
Disney Hobo Fantasy Parade
January 11, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Precisely three churros (according to Napoleon)
This is the place to be if you have hobo-mania. Here you can try on hobo costumes, hear hobo legends, learn a hobo song, buy hobo hats, and briefly speak with an in-person hobo!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be free from low blood pressure or clothing, finger, spinal, or lung issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No babies or flash photography allowed.
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