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Minnie Mouse's stove-dreaming photo of Disney Hobo Fancy Faire
Disney Hobo Fancy Faire
August 29, 2013
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This is the place to come if you have dreams of being a hobo. Here you can try out hobo costumes, be enthralled by hobo religious works, learn hobo-hunting techniques, buy hobo jewelry, and get dating advice from a real hobo!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- During selected "Watchful Mornings," Disneyland executives will want to forget about this attraction just a quarter hour preceeding everyone else.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from immunological, ankle, heart, or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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