Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Hoarder Pretend Faire attraction, eerily grinning in the morning sunlight
Disney Hoarder Pretend Faire
December 14, 1977
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a teen who won't shut up about wanting to see a hoarder. Here you can rent hoarder clothes, read along with hoarder stories, learn hoarder-hunting techniques, buy hoarder jewelry, and have your portrait painted with a beautiful hoarder!
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- Contains antique effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- No texting or snacks allowed.
- The reference to guns is an inside joke.
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