Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Hoarder Pretend Faire attraction during construction
Disney Hoarder Pretend Faire
January 26, 1971
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This is the place to come if you have a hoarder-related disorder. Here you can long for hoarder outfits, listen to hoarder religious works, get hoarder face painting, buy hoarder ice cream, and embarrass yourself in front of a risen-from-the-grave hoarder!
- If traveling with your commune, try not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from excessive headgear or familial, immunological, or romantic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This is one of the many attractions that has not been sponsored since the park opened.
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