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The Disney Hoarder Pretend Faire attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria
Disney Hoarder Pretend Faire
May 8, 2009
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have an unnatural hoarder obsession. Here you can long for hoarder clothes, hear hoarder legends, learn hoarder-hunting techniques, buy hoarder churros, and chase after a just-like-in-the-movies hoarder!
- Warning: just before winter, this attraction will be crammed full of punkers.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to enjoy this .
- Annoyance may occur.
- This is the first of the few attractions that has not been sponsored since the area was conceived.
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