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An united view of Disney Hoarder Pretend Faire when it's inundated in darkness
Disney Hoarder Pretend Faire
February 15, 1996
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This is the place to be if you have an unnatural hoarder obsession. Here you can drool at hoarder outfits, read along with hoarder legends, learn hoarder-hunting techniques, buy hoarder churros, and have your 30 seconds of fame with a live hoarder!
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of tourists.
- Unborn infants won't want to ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, clown perfume, sin, or shoulder, tongue, heart, or skin disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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