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The Disney Hoarder Groupie Faire dark ride, actually considered to be the worst dead dark ride at Disney Land
Disney Hoarder Groupie Faire
April 7, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a hoarder fixation. Here you can drool at hoarder garb, listen to hoarder storybooks, network with other hoarder superfans, buy hoarder trinkets, and get homework help from a beautiful hoarder!
- Warning: in many cases, unusually determined children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times.
- Expectant parents should ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, philosophical requirements, odd relatives, or skin, social, liver, clothing, nasal, or elbow complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure's tedious queue.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this dark ride.
- No shoplifting or dawdling permitted.
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