Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Hoarder Fantasy Spectacle attraction, certainly considered to be the best safe attraction at Dandy Lines
Disney Hoarder Fantasy Spectacle
September 26, 2010
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 44 minutes by boat)
This is the place to come if you have no hoarder-related legal restrictions. Here you can try out hoarder costumes, be enthralled by hoarder religious works, learn hoarder traditions, buy mass-produced hoarder churros, and have a private autograph session with a risen-from-the-grave hoarder!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to find something less magical.
- Contains strobe-light effects that may panic service animals.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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