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Above: A Martian view of Disney Hoarder Fantasy Show when it's covered in darkness
Disney Hoarder Fantasy Show
April 9, 2001
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a wife who won't shut up about wanting to see a hoarder. Here you can long for hoarder hats, read along with hoarder legends, take a "How to Be a Hoarder" class, buy hoarder trinkets, and have your portrait painted with a straight-out-of-a-storybook hoarder!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Make sure to maintain your loose articles and opinions inside the entangling vines at various times or else.
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