Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
The Disney Hoarder Fantasy Show attraction during a moment of contemplation
Disney Hoarder Fantasy Show
July 8, 1999
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have an unnatural hoarder obsession. Here you can long for hoarder costumes, hear hoarder stories, get a hoarder tattoo, buy hoarder pins, and read your prepared speech to a horrifying hoarder!
- If you are nauseated by hunchbacks, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 94.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from kidney, attention-span, knee, elbow, heart, or hip problems or other states that could be aggravated by this unique journey.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
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