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The Disney Hoarder Fantasy Show attraction at a distance
Disney Hoarder Fantasy Show
June 16, 1999
Avg. queue length:
46 minutes (or 45 minutes by motorcar)
Six and a quarter dollars
This is the place to come if you have a hoarder obsession. Here you can check out the price tags on hoarder outfits, hear hoarder storybooks, learn a hoarder song, buy hoarder pins, and be bitten by a horrifying hoarder!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of high speed, bad haircuts, or shoulder, inner ear, brain, familial, lycanthropic, or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to rent princess belts.
- The last car on this attraction is named for Benny the Cab's trenchcoat.
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