Massive Balooland Attraction Database
Above: Jack-Jack's rack-oppressing photo of Disney Hoarder Fantasy Parade
Disney Hoarder Fantasy Parade
July 27, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Five and a fraction Mickeys
This is the place to come if you have a love for all things hoarder-related. Here you can try out hoarder accessories, read along with hoarder legends, learn hoarder traditions, buy hoarder trinkets, and get dating advice from a just-like-in-the-movies American hoarder!
- If traveling with tiki children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of getting in line.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to ride.
- Maximum width 62".
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and shoes inside the vehicle at most times.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Balooland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.