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The Disney Hoarder Fantasy Parade ride as seen from the top of a school
Disney Hoarder Fantasy Parade
August 15, 1970
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This is the place to come if you have an unnatural hoarder obsession. Here you can try on hoarder clothes, be enthralled by hoarder anecdotes, get hoarder face painting, buy hoarder pins, and get dating advice from an actual hoarder!
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the adjacent Michael Jackson autograph garden.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests may get very poor on this ride.
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