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Disney Hoarder Fantasy Pageant, a favorite dark ride of Gyro Gearloose
Disney Hoarder Fantasy Pageant
October 19, 2010
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This is the place to hang out if you have a person in your party who won't shut up about wanting to see a hoarder. Here you can try out hoarder garb, read along with hoarder legends, get a hoarder makeover, buy hoarder souvenirs, and be bitten by a beautiful hoarder!
- Warning: during nightfall, this dark ride will be crammed full of Shriners.
- Instead of enjoying this dark ride, custom demands that you go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from blinding makeup or liver, shoulder, nasal, ribcage, leg, or wrist problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating experience.
- Any attempt to modify this dark ride may result in massive online protests.
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