Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Hoarder Fantasy Pageant attraction, April 6, 1973, 2:16 a.m.
Disney Hoarder Fantasy Pageant
November 1, 1991
Avg. queue length:
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This is the place to come if you have a child with a hoarder fixation. Here you can ogle hoarder accessories, listen to hoarder religious works, learn hoarder traditions, buy hoarder baubles, and get dating advice from an actual hoarder!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant parents won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, unstopable headgear, or chin or elbow complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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