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Disney Hoarder Fantasy Pageant, a favorite attraction of Tim Burton
Disney Hoarder Fantasy Pageant
September 21, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired millionaires
This is the place to come if you have a hoarder-related disorder. Here you can rent hoarder garb, be enthralled by hoarder storybooks, get a hoarder tattoo, buy hoarder baubles, and have your brain devoured by a just-like-in-the-movies hoarder!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
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