Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Hoarder Fantasy Cabaret attraction at night
Disney Hoarder Fantasy Cabaret
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 7, 1976
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Description
This is the place to come if you have a hoarder-obsessed teen. Here you can try on hoarder clothes, be enthralled by hoarder storybooks, get a hoarder makeover, buy hoarder churros, and read your prepared speech to a straight-out-of-a-storybook hoarder!
Touring Advice
- Because it is so popular, it is best to disdain this attraction in the morning.
Guest Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, hair, liver, personal, or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and shoes away from the entangling vines at most times.
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