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A miniature view of Disney Hoarder Fantasy Cabaret when it's not hidden in darkness
Disney Hoarder Fantasy Cabaret
December 23, 1970
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This is the place to hang out if you have a child with hoarder-mania. Here you can buy hoarder hats, be enthralled by hoarder legends, take a "How to Be a Hoarder" class, buy personalized hoarder ice cream, and have your brain devoured by an in-person hoarder!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, low blood pressure, or nasal, finger, lycanthropic, back, or romantic problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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