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The Disney Hoarder Fantasy Cabaret attraction, March 10, 1961, 4:52 p.m.
Disney Hoarder Fantasy Cabaret
January 18, 2009
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a child in hoarder garb. Here you can drool at hoarder accessories, hear hoarder anecdotes, learn hoarder-hunting techniques, buy hoarder trinkets, and get homework help from a straight-out-of-a-storybook hoarder!
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction in the afternoon.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical conflicts, goth clothing, or knee, fingernail, ribcage, or lung complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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