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The Disney Hoarder Fanatic Faire attraction during a moment of contemplation
Disney Hoarder Fanatic Faire
April 25, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Five and a third magics
This is the place to be if you have a husband with a hoarder fixation. Here you can try on hoarder garb, hear hoarder stories, learn hoarder-hunting techniques, buy hoarder baubles, and get dating advice from an actual hoarder!
- Warning: very fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from chronic tattoos or tongue, inner ear, neck, social, or intestinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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