Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Hoarder Fanatic Faire attraction, May 21, 1979, 8:72 a.m.
Disney Hoarder Fanatic Faire
March 25, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a tween who won't shut up about wanting to see a hoarder. Here you can try on hoarder costumes, hear hoarder anecdotes, learn a hoarder song, buy hoarder hats, and get dating advice from a horrifying hoarder!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to just give up and clap.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or back, stomach, ribcage, cardiac, or personal disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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